Get Rich or die writing about it...

To,
The Principal,
Oxford Sr. Sec. School,
Vikas Puri,
New Delhi

Sir,
With due respect I beg to say that due to a function at home, I could not attend the school for last two days.
Kindly grant me leave for two days.

Thanking you
Yours faithfully
Narender Kumar

U might be wondering what is this. This “application for leave” was my first brush with good manners and courtesy in my life. We always used to apply for leave in this form of sentence making. I always found this language too much funny where we are showing so much respect and “begging” to say something to our principal. But this docile application has taught me a lot.
But some days ago, Mango wrote his “leave application” for his summer holiday homework. It goes like this:

To,
The principal,
Chiranjiv Bharti School,
Palam Vihar,
Gurgaon

Sir,
I would like to inform you that due to fever I could not come to school yesterday.
Kindly grant me leave.

Thanking you
Yours faithfully
Mango

So as u can notice, he is without any “due respect” and without any “beg to say”.
So is it some sort of loss of innocence there or is it sense of informality creeping in there? All ur guess...open to discussion

But let me apologize to you people in that manner only..the same ol’ manner
:)


To,
The dear reader,
Confused Genius,
Blogspot.com – 10.20.123.23

Sir/Madam,
With due respect I beg to say that due to some exhaustive emotional consultancy work and some work at home, I was not much active on my blog these past few days. And I have forgotten 4 out of 5 sure shot ways of becoming rich whom I had promised in my last entry to share with you. So, before I forget the last one, here I am again to write that one off immediately.

Kindly accept my apology and welcome me back on my blog.

Thanking you
Yours faithfully
naren

But first thing first: Mr. G, hero of last entry, has resigned from the office. So that means no more adventure in my life.
Second thing: my dog died.
Third thing: my dear cow also died while giving birth to a calf.
Fourth: my right knee has got some problem which goes by the common name of “ligament sprain and tear”. It would take around 1month to heal, provided I don’t run, jog, ride bike and don’t climb staircases hurriedly…last thing I am not sure of…thts the only sports activity left with me these days.
Fifth: we got another car at home, yesterday.
Sixth: I never had any cow or dog at home.

If you wanna get rich, write a book on Big B.
No, no...Don’t mock me yet…I am still not over with the idea.
Your book should be about Amitabh Bachchan, his maternal uncle, Win Chadha, Bofors and Big B’s sudden exit from politics and his spat with Rajeev Gandhi.
Win Chadha was one of the main arbitrators for Bofors deal. And he is the main accused along with Mr. Q (I don’t remember his spelling, thus resorting to initials...Quattorochi, maybe)
If you research this connection properly and exhaustively, you will find yourself standing on a gold mine, or better, a diamond mine. And how do Detective Naren found something fishy out there. I read about this link up in a foreign book by an Italian guy, but this book never got much publicity and it never went off the shelves. So a gold mine is waiting to be unearthed….and its calling you :)

Enough for now...I will come back with a lot more serious effort, both in terms of content and my concentration/writing skill.