My first time...and i didnt even bled :)
I realized late on sunday night that my D-day has arrived, and i havent yet made any preparations for it. So, things stood like this in front of me....my clothes were not ironed; i had no iron with me; someone replaced my shoes with his, and i dunno when: probably 3-4 months back; shoes weren't polished at all. And my facial hair(beard and moustache , for the uninitiated ones)have started resembling the turf from Berlin Ground. so they needed to be done away with.
And adding to my woes, i had no soap in the room and i forgot to carry back my toothbrush from home. So, first thing i did was that i chatted for 2hrs or so, then rushed to night canteen to get soap, toothbrush for myself. and then continued on with orkutting till 2:30am, woke up at 7; shaved my stubble wherein i got some cuts also(dont ever hurry, while u r shaving...tht advice was only meant for men ;) ) . dusted off my shoes , arranged for the iron, tried 2-3 pairs of clothing and settled for a decent one and WOILA...i was ready for my first sojourn into corporate world...he he...
A formal induction took place and i was shown my seat. And as usual, I dunno why have i got a seat with my chair staring into my Director and CEO's cabin.it seemed as if they were always staring me, and were always babbling about plans to put our esteemed company on the path of fast growth, which added to my woes. If there would have been any gal staring at me for so long, i would have definitely ended up being her husband within a month's time....aahhh...why me me me.
i studied some guidelines, codes and helped my Line manager to make graphs in Excel (he is 55-60 yrs old and doesnt even know basic Excel...and he is earning MORE than me...yuuuccckkk). Waited whole day to get my computer installed...but i just happen to wait only... nothing happened...so maybe when my computer will be there, then my time will fly away...(and i dunno why i sweated whole day sitting in an AC?)
i want something creative and interesting...not money ; is anyone listening?
I realized late on sunday night that my D-day has arrived, and i havent yet made any preparations for it. So, things stood like this in front of me....my clothes were not ironed; i had no iron with me; someone replaced my shoes with his, and i dunno when: probably 3-4 months back; shoes weren't polished at all. And my facial hair(beard and moustache , for the uninitiated ones)have started resembling the turf from Berlin Ground. so they needed to be done away with.
And adding to my woes, i had no soap in the room and i forgot to carry back my toothbrush from home. So, first thing i did was that i chatted for 2hrs or so, then rushed to night canteen to get soap, toothbrush for myself. and then continued on with orkutting till 2:30am, woke up at 7; shaved my stubble wherein i got some cuts also(dont ever hurry, while u r shaving...tht advice was only meant for men ;) ) . dusted off my shoes , arranged for the iron, tried 2-3 pairs of clothing and settled for a decent one and WOILA...i was ready for my first sojourn into corporate world...he he...
A formal induction took place and i was shown my seat. And as usual, I dunno why have i got a seat with my chair staring into my Director and CEO's cabin.it seemed as if they were always staring me, and were always babbling about plans to put our esteemed company on the path of fast growth, which added to my woes. If there would have been any gal staring at me for so long, i would have definitely ended up being her husband within a month's time....aahhh...why me me me.
i studied some guidelines, codes and helped my Line manager to make graphs in Excel (he is 55-60 yrs old and doesnt even know basic Excel...and he is earning MORE than me...yuuuccckkk). Waited whole day to get my computer installed...but i just happen to wait only... nothing happened...so maybe when my computer will be there, then my time will fly away...(and i dunno why i sweated whole day sitting in an AC?)
i want something creative and interesting...not money ; is anyone listening?
Aww, my poor friend!! You know, i could just about pity you!! lool. Hey chill man, the first few onths will be the most fun, 'coz people will be ready to be a bit more flexible and indulgent with you as you are starting. Enjoy it, 'coz when they'll be expecting real work, you'd better answer the call!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteyea.. one never has real work in the beginning.. =)
ReplyDeletehaha maybe the ceo and stuff are staring at u from their cabin to see how productive u can be or initiative taker u can be when u are not assigned nething..
i mean that productive employees is definitely taking the company on the path to ..
smile the whole work week awaits u.. waise u have 5 work days or 6?
@ fireangel
ReplyDeleteso, u still live in this world only...thnx for dropping by :p
@aditi
i read newspaper and some informative journals as well other than those silly codes and guidelines.
its 5days a week...
ohh rub it in .. 2 day weekend hrmph
ReplyDeletewell i got a rain day today
yippee
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