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Manual on Washing Clothes for Bachelors


Note: This manual serves its purpose best only when your damn washing machine is not working. And you are left with following things at your disposal:- dirty formal clothes.

Step 1. First make sure that you seriously do not have any other clean clothes to wear to your office.

Step2. When you have made sure that its now a compulsory event (i love this phrase ;)) for you to wash clothes, then only you should move to step 3.

Step3. (I hope you have already got Surf Excel pouches with you, if not..then stop reading it and purchase them now,hurry...surf excel pouches costs INR 2 apiece, smell of surf excel still reminds me of someone:))

Step4. Put your most urgently needed cloth under the tap(most urgently...bcoz you never know when you'll quit washing clothes out of boredom and hardwork and your most needed clothes will be left unattended. ) Let it completely soak in water. Dont rush by putting all your clothes under tap. This stupid act will make it imperative for you to wash all the soaked clothes even if you are tired, which bereft you of your freedom of quiting washing clothes anytime you want to.


Step5. Now you dont have washing brush(its a gud thing,its wisdom will be told later) and any bucket or mug. When your piece of clothing is soaked completely , spread it like spreadsheet on the bathroom floor(and take care to close your tap, idiot). Now make a pinhole in your surf excel pouch, and drop micro-strainers from the pouch hole on your piece of clothing lavishly. Now sprinkle some water on the cloth and start rubbing micro-strainers on your cloth resulting in good soapy lather. Take extra care of stains on your cloth and rub them vigorously with your hand(this rubbing leads to glowing of your hand..it happened in my case..now my hands are shining, its gr8..so it is good that you have not wasted money on brush.)

Step6. After you are completely satisfied with rubbing your cloth, its now time to clean the detergent from the cloth. Open the tap and again place your cloth under it till all the soap is drained out from it. Now rinse the cloth.

Step7. Drink beer because you have just learnt to wash cloth. Enjoy. But dont overdo it...(here it refers to washing clothes.)

Step 8. Repeat steps 4-7 to wash other clothes.


Note: This manual is not meant for college students because they can always manage to wear their tattered and battered dirty jeans...believe me , they look great more so when you dont have any girlfriend to impress.
This manual is strictly meant for just passed out students who have started their jobs living away from their families, and need to wear formal clean clothes everyday.