I will kill a Lion...
This is a post which will illustrate how my friends will attempt to kill a lion in their own versatile and typical manner.
Note: please dont get offended. Thanks.
But if u get offended, pleae dont be... its just pure entertainment that i seek here. So just enjoy.
Rohit- He will show him "pirates of carribean" and "Ëd Wood" umpteen times with every 2hour movie stretching for 6hrs with his constant pause-play movie screening , will make him remember every single dialouge, tell him every single "behind the scene" anecdote and detail... the LION commits suicide.
Sandy- LION comes to his room, chokes on dope fumes, but manages to survive. then sandy shares a joke, nobody laughs. LION tells a joke, only LION laughs. then again sandy tells a joke, no-one laughs, then sandy tells his sad story about how he is coping with studies and his numerous infatuations and LION laughs. then sandy shows his porn collection and LION dies laughing.
Matoria- he got few methods. first one goes like this. a)LION will roar, he will teach him how to roar perfectly. Lion commits suicide.
b)LION will ask for meat, he will give him grass. LION will die with hunger and shame.
c) He will take LION to a temple, will make him chant prayers for hours. After few days we will have a Lion priest in the temple. and they lived together happily ever after.
Stephanie- LION died with a rare new disease "Hypermangoshakeism" caused due to excess of mango shake in the body.
Aditi- she got two ways to kill him. a)she will make him watch numerous tragic romantic movies. LION will die sobbing.
b)She will consult his horoscope which says that the lion will die in 522nd minute from now. after 1 year, both of them are still waiting for that 522nd minute to arrive.
Chirag- he will give him business tips and will tell him that he has no interest in gals at all. He will get him a job. Lion is now a successful entrepreneur.
Monica- She will abuse the Lion, then will have Chicken Biryani with him day after day after day....and on and on and on... Lion is now a foul-mouthed pet of Ms Monica.
Shruti- she will tell him to keep quiet for 5 minutes. Lion is still waiting after 20years to speak.
Mango- he will give just chocolates to Lion to eat. but even before poor creature can have it, he will take it back every time, and will eat himself. Lion dies of hunger.
Eva- Our dear Lion will roar loudest in his life to threaten her. She will give him a tight slap and will order him to shut up and hand over that doll lying beside him. Lion dies with shame and embarassment.
Note: please dont get offended. Thanks.
But if u get offended, pleae dont be... its just pure entertainment that i seek here. So just enjoy.
Rohit- He will show him "pirates of carribean" and "Ëd Wood" umpteen times with every 2hour movie stretching for 6hrs with his constant pause-play movie screening , will make him remember every single dialouge, tell him every single "behind the scene" anecdote and detail... the LION commits suicide.
Sandy- LION comes to his room, chokes on dope fumes, but manages to survive. then sandy shares a joke, nobody laughs. LION tells a joke, only LION laughs. then again sandy tells a joke, no-one laughs, then sandy tells his sad story about how he is coping with studies and his numerous infatuations and LION laughs. then sandy shows his porn collection and LION dies laughing.
Matoria- he got few methods. first one goes like this. a)LION will roar, he will teach him how to roar perfectly. Lion commits suicide.
b)LION will ask for meat, he will give him grass. LION will die with hunger and shame.
c) He will take LION to a temple, will make him chant prayers for hours. After few days we will have a Lion priest in the temple. and they lived together happily ever after.
Stephanie- LION died with a rare new disease "Hypermangoshakeism" caused due to excess of mango shake in the body.
Aditi- she got two ways to kill him. a)she will make him watch numerous tragic romantic movies. LION will die sobbing.
b)She will consult his horoscope which says that the lion will die in 522nd minute from now. after 1 year, both of them are still waiting for that 522nd minute to arrive.
Chirag- he will give him business tips and will tell him that he has no interest in gals at all. He will get him a job. Lion is now a successful entrepreneur.
Monica- She will abuse the Lion, then will have Chicken Biryani with him day after day after day....and on and on and on... Lion is now a foul-mouthed pet of Ms Monica.
Shruti- she will tell him to keep quiet for 5 minutes. Lion is still waiting after 20years to speak.
Mango- he will give just chocolates to Lion to eat. but even before poor creature can have it, he will take it back every time, and will eat himself. Lion dies of hunger.
Eva- Our dear Lion will roar loudest in his life to threaten her. She will give him a tight slap and will order him to shut up and hand over that doll lying beside him. Lion dies with shame and embarassment.
héhé, so here it comes this famous article of yours!! :p
ReplyDeleteBut, hey, let me complain: i'd be as good at kiling my Lion with "Mangoshakeanism" than Shailen! Actually, i'm sure he'd beat me at it!! :D
As for my version... i'd be getting at him so much about logic (and co. .. i'm not gonna elaborate here as you are mostly read by indians! lol) that he would throw himself over a cliff next time he'd have the chance! ;)
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ReplyDeletematoria will kill him by Diabetes rather than mango shake :P
and wud u plz elaborate abt tht 'logic' thing of urs..let us all listen to it.